FELINE WISDOM FROM CHESTER
Oct 6
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Updated: Oct 14
Rule #1: Humans are acceptable servants if properly trained.
Rule #2: Never trust anyone who claims they "don't like cats." It is more likely that cats do not like them. Which means they are hiding something.
Rule #3: Naps are not laziness. They are magical preparation.
Rule #4: If a witch says, "This spell probably won't backfire," leave immediately.
Rule #5: The best seat in the house belongs to whoever claims it first. Cat rule #1.
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