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FUN FACTS ABOUT CHESTER

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  • Chester does not chase mice.
    He considers it beneath him. If a mouse happens to cross his path, however, that's between the mouse and its maker.

  • Chester has never met a lap he couldn't improve.
    Whether the person sitting in it agrees is irrelevant.

  • Chester believes every house should have at least one cat.
    One. Two creates a power struggle. Three is utter chaos.

  • Chester can tell when someone is lying.
    He can also tell when someone is about to do something stupid. Unfortunately, people rarely listen.

  • Chester does not like closed doors.
    Not because he necessarily wants to go through them. He simply believes they should not be allowed to keep him from doing so.

  • Chester considers himself an excellent judge of character.
    His record is flawless. According to Chester.

  • Chester believes unsolicited advice is the most important kind.
    This is fortunate, because he has plenty of it.

  • Chester knows far more about Whisper Grove than he is willing to tell you.
    Some things, after all, are none of your business.

  • Chester is great at giving advice.
    Again, according to Chester. Need some? Submit a question below!


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